You wouldn’t expect to see a floating pirate ship manned by a waggish crew of post-apocalyptic pirates having the silliest of time in the wasteland. But if you venture just south of the Whitesprings Resort you might just catch the H.M.S. ART docked with its crew all singing a jolly sea shanty led by its captain, the inventive Artoirous!
You might ask why this former Brother of Steel inventor would build a pirate ship that magically floats above the ground and why he would don pirate apparel and recruit a crew of questionable sanity. But asking why is the wrong question. What you should be asking is…why not!?